So, you want to date an apparition? There’s no judgement here, but there are a few things taken as insults among those of the spectral persuasion. There are things you should absolutely not say on a date with a spirit.   Nineteen Sentences That’ll Sending Them Poltergeisting 1. Don’t feed me a line, I can see right through you. […]

  In honor of How to Bring Your Love Life Back from the Dead I thought I’d share some zombie pick-up lines. Of course, we need to establish whether you can use this on your potential zombie mate or from one zombie to a brainy…   Zombie to non-zombie: How about we go somewhere else…and dinner’s on you? I just love […]

COVER AND BLURB REVEAL!!!       Three stories of finding love in time for Halloween: “How to Bring Your Love Life Back from the Dead in Ten Easy Steps” When her online dating profile attracts a man with an imaginary friend and a man who made clothing out of human hair, Lauren is desperate. She turns to an advice […]

If that sounded slightly suggestive to you, I don’t know what to tell you…you just have a filthy, filthy mind. So, the name the narrator contest was so much fun I’m doing an October one…which starts in September. *coughs* (I got excited.) You’ve probably noticed I have things coming out during October (especially if you saw my header on my […]

  Wanted: Married Writer Female seeks readers of any height, weight, age, persuasion, or gender. I enjoy late nights spent staring at a screen searching for homophone typos, research that makes me feel like a freak, and waiting for a reader to say, “I read your book.” I’m willing to work nights, days, weekends, and holidays fueled by Mountain Dew […]

So, I’ve been putting excerpts on Facebook to get those who follow me through the cold cruel days of waiting until Amazon finally put The Teacher’s Vet up for sale…. *shivers* You can go read those: CLICK ON ME! But it’s out! (Click on the picture to run to Amazon!)   Here’s the summary: Normally, nothing about the first week […]

You remember how I told you that my publisher and I were struggling to come up with a non-erotica title for a novella? This would be the one. It’s been Teacher’s Pet for two years…until my poor, now-bleached-eyed publisher navigated through all the other books with that name or the word Teacher in them. If you’d like to be taught […]